… I reluctantly accept your offer.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

Finna give ‘im the ol’ skippity pap

M’aiq? I’ve been calling him ‘Mike’ this whole time. Why didn’t somebody tell me?

Sure, why not.

dons bib

Better the tester than a user.

Is love.

I bet he’s not even a real doctor!

Ah, fuck I miss the goons, too. I still log in every couple of years or so. It’s sort of like walking down a street you used to live on. It’s all still familiar, but nothing is really the same.

Next time, try hiding behind a single blade of grass.

I mean, you did take his picture.

Saw this post while on the toilet, was making the exact same face.

Yes.

A little what?

Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Copilot has cut my personal projects by about 40% freeing me up for work

I don’t know what is so controversial about this statement. Investigative reporting is fucking expensive. The people who do it need to eat. If you’re not paying for it, who is?

128th note arpeggios are dope AF.

You can… resist?

Girlfriend at the time noticed this on my phone and had some choice questions for me.