Those dollar store are now gonna be called 1.84 stores and shit.

As a patriotic American, I will no doubt buy a $34,000 USD half-ass built Chevy iPhone from Miss A. Sippy. /s Comes with Meim Kumpf and X (formerly known as something useful) pre-installed.

Directionally correct.

We need to update Wikipedia

<< itchy asshole calling ICC for an investigation and the United Nations for nonbinding resolution for a thorough cleaning >>

Coloring spuds for Easter is some bullshit 😂 They grow in the dirty and have multiple eyes are the toxic. Same as eggs.

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

/Aitah

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

I do, I’m not proposing a new idea but rather a shift from being a novelty to a necessity.

All farms are gonna be “pick-it-your-fucking-self-service” before you know it.

You know the stall is ruined if the dude walks right past the sink and out the door.

Take their hands off their cocks/clams and stop playing the insider trader market. To start with.

This way you can easily tell if they actually had Sony guts or not.

I don’t remember the word “happy” being relevant when I was teen - late 80s to early 90s - or expecting that hormone driven period to even be that interesting. I understand that my generation had more opportunities to “prosper” but I had to leave my house at 18 yo no question so I also had no choice but to get to it.

To make our dicks look small? Nice. Real nice.

High priority is a key piece of information here.

Nahnahnahnahnahnah lunch time nahnahnahnaanhanhanhanahanaaa

How many pieces are we talking about? Tuba or no?

Does that bad boy have Bluetooth?