60% of the time, Trump fucks it all of the time.

Just forward, mate.

“Devised” makes it sound real sophisticated like.

I doubt alarmed is accurate because this was an obvious move by the Chinese government. This may be like a natural nitrates are no longer needed for explosives moment for the US. Come up with something bigly now or gfys.

Over there (and most places) it’s 21/4 - Earth Day - 2025.

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

Damn that’s about 8-10k $USD worth of eggs right there next to beautiful kitty

TL;DR ELI5 WTFDTM (what the fuck does this mean?)

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

Most of these cars don’t have turn signals either. Double the danger. Twice the fun.

Where have they gone?

1.93 meters

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

Can’t wait to hear Bill Burr’s take on this. And he’s in NYC too so it hit close to “home” and shit.

Those dollar store are now gonna be called 1.84 stores and shit.

As a patriotic American, I will no doubt buy a $34,000 USD half-ass built Chevy iPhone from Miss A. Sippy. /s Comes with Meim Kumpf and X (formerly known as something useful) pre-installed.

Directionally correct.

We need to update Wikipedia

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