And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

He’s looking under the bed for more sneaky commies.

Jesús Christ will get here before Chang is right.

Dunk a Shane

These guys are doing like the Americans with first flight, first phone call, first recorded conversation, first anything.

DonMar TrumDaffy

Yeah, you get a degree in meteorology and become a weatherman.

Send the bankers to CECOT. all you need to do is photoshop MS13 on there soft handed knuckles. Which bankers? All of those mfkers.

Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.

I’m a Sagittarius, hi.

I think that’s a British company but fair play. And same shit, different smell.

Edit: “same” was missing.

60% of the time, Trump fucks it all of the time.

Just forward, mate.

“Devised” makes it sound real sophisticated like.

I doubt alarmed is accurate because this was an obvious move by the Chinese government. This may be like a natural nitrates are no longer needed for explosives moment for the US. Come up with something bigly now or gfys.

Over there (and most places) it’s 21/4 - Earth Day - 2025.

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

Damn that’s about 8-10k $USD worth of eggs right there next to beautiful kitty

TL;DR ELI5 WTFDTM (what the fuck does this mean?)

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.