I don’t see Blokada mentioned here. It definitely deserves a mention somewhere.

Unrelated to the political part of the meme, the second she turns her back, he’s gonna be standing up on top of the wooden boxes to reach those toys.

Running? He said they wouldn’t need to vote again because he’d have it “fixed so good”. We’re not going to have an option. Trump is president for life.

Walmart switched to signs saying self-checkouts are for 15 items or less but still only have a single register open, and that single register line doesn’t move because some asshole at the front is arguing with the cashier while trying to run a scam.

I was taught assembler in my second year at school

It’s kind of like construction work

With a toothpick, for a tool

~ The Eternal Flame, by Bob Kanefsky

He ain’t wrong though.