Walmart switched to signs saying self-checkouts are for 15 items or less but still only have a single register open, and that single register line doesn’t move because some asshole at the front is arguing with the cashier while trying to run a scam.

I was taught assembler in my second year at school

It’s kind of like construction work

With a toothpick, for a tool

~ The Eternal Flame, by Bob Kanefsky

He ain’t wrong though.