jokes on all of them I’m full of bones

And the cat looks bewildered too

mine is constantly testing “I’m not allowed on the table until AFTER dinner”

Tacos

They’re dead

I didn’t check today but it was 105 yesterday a few miles inland. I saw the HVAC dude at the food truck and he was the happiest I’ve ever seen him.

i got all my concussions playing european football tyvm

maybe they just haven’t found their instruments

its just 100% isnt it

my friend got the big AT AT and that is a beauty

are you really saying emulsified rat lips, chicken trimmings, porkins, and beef slurry didn’t exist in 3500 BCE?

? I just tested and it worked fine.

I feel you

huh, I thought it was an ice cream cake

if a building is built into a hillside in the uk and has exits on floors 2 and 5, which would be the ground floor?

misread as cantrip. Would like to learn “summon cat”

when we would have corn on the cob, we would throw the leftover cobs in the yard for the dog. well, we had one cat that beat up every dog in the neighborhood, including the retired police german shepherd a few doors down (the one that bit me because I walk funny. good cat). the cat would go lay down in the middle of all the corn cobs, and the dog would run around in a circle just out of reach of the cat. the cat wouldn’t eat any of the corn, he would just lay there so the dog couldn’t get any. it was hilarious to watch.

cats like paper

Sucks to your regards