I sometimes read nothing for months and then binge a 2000-page novel over a single week

Even if you ignore the unplastered brick wall with the trident hastily slapped on, the uncomfortably tiny glass table without a cloth, the main course being served on a saucer, and the fact that they brought the emissary of their most powerful ally water in plastic bottles and then just left it there, it really speaks to the post-Soviet rebirth of Ukraine’s cultural identity that senior diplomats on state visits are served Italian food

According to Elon Musk in 2016, Space X would have produced an unmanned Mars mission by 2018; and according to him in 2020 there should have been cargo trips in 2022

It isn’t even bizarre if you consider that every foreign notion that enters the general vicinity of the US is immediately ripped apart and absorbed by a churning maelstrom of confusion and misinformation explicitly designed to prevent the formation of anything resembling coherent political thought. If you want bizarre, look at a Qanon map

Perhaps getting rid of the British to improve our nutritional value wasn’t such a good idea after all

Next up is the lathe, now will Trudeau be smart enough to keep his tie away from it?

The only right tank for Ukraine would be a septic tank with David Axe swimming in it

Kissinger would be running his mouth discussing the specs, pros and cons of every apparatus that is applied to him while pushing his glasses up the nose and then leak classified floor plans of some Estonian CIA black site on Discord in order to prove his points in real time like a fucking torture otaku

Is it just me or excessive c-suite pay ruins businesses?

No offence mate but this question reads like you are the overpaid CEO of a decrepit factory

You know what, I’m suddenly in the mood for a good joke right now

Power and foeship are sister and brother, you cannot have one without getting the other

I like to imagine that A. Meateater composed this sentence after he went to China and witnessed his first vegetable

UK’s books are in the black again because they ran out of red ink

Wow they can’t even afford to keep the palace warm

It is one of a few fig trees I planted with my family about 10 years ago. I live in Germany so this has just recently become possible as a rare climate change W

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I’d not even buy this for 3 actual figs, and I have a fig tree

There are also kappa males who require constant moisture applied to their foreheads and steal people’s buttplugs

It’s a plush toy that can be turned inside out, which Greta Thunberg famously had in the background of a picture of herself and her friends in support of Palestine. According to liberals on Twitter, it vaguely resembled an octopus from some antisemitic caricature; which (1) was only true in the way that the Big Dipper resembles an actual dipper and (2) if you make this kind of association unprompted it says more about you than about Ms Thunberg or Palestine

I love it when the people calling us insane and cowardly for not wanting ethnic cleansing in Gaza suddenly come forward with their phobia of Free Parking signs, jellyfish plushies, watermelons, and triangles