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Did anyone mod it with a spring action?

Even /r/OnlyFans was awesome in its own way

Don’t forget Ezekiel 23:20

“Boss, most of the bricks we have are broken in pieces. We can’t build the wall per specifications.”

“We have a deadline, get it done however possible by the end of the day today.”

Or pirate name brand cars.

You wouldn’t download a car

The North Koreans aren’t the type to joke around though. He’s almost certainly going to be tortured, and he may never return home unless there is a prisoner swap.

First you build your miners. Then your factories. Oh no, a bottleneck. Gotta optimize. Good, let’s scale production up. More building, but then another bottleneck! Optimize.

Occasionally shoot biters because ain’t nobody got time for alien bastards ruining my optimization experience.

Yup, that’s exactly what Halon does. Displaces air and the fire is put out but so are you as well.

The industry is shifting to less toxic for suppression gases like 3M™ Novec™ 1230.

Tzatsexy sauce

That’s some nice air you have in the server room.

It would be a shame if it were replaced with Halon-134…

You would think that Microsoft would have implemented better functionally by now. Yeah they had WordPad but that sucked too.

Like, c’mon, allow me to alt-highlight blocks of text already.

Yeah, I’ve noticed that too. It is unusual for me, Western inclined as I am, to see the pro-Russian side of this conflict. I used to only see that on /r/UkraineRussiaVideoReport (I think that was the name).

I can think of only a few reasons why the military would have you take training in Texas:

• Gunslingin’ with revolvers, single and akimbo

• Practicing the perfect “Yeehaw”

• Wrasslin’

• Combat maneuver training in boots with spurs

• Lasso training

I’m sure they won’t notice a few rolls of toilet paper going missing.

The best languages allow you to program not just emojis as outputs, but with emojis themselves. 🫳⌨️🖥️

The first time I heard about Brave it sounded sketchy. They replaced ads on websites with their own ads. That doesn’t seem ethical to me since they aren’t in the normal advertising chain of relationships where the website owner has an agreement with that specific advertising firm to display ads. Brave gets the revenue instead of the website owner, while the website displays content that they didn’t agree to. And the user has no say.

Very sketch.

And that they say they are sooo focused on privacy when everything that they do seems to indicate otherwise.

Now we need Bowser the Browser.

Where did I say that all Republicans are Nazis? Look closely, I said no such thing. I am saying that Nazis hide in the Republican ranks. There are openly white supremacist factions within the Republican Party (i.e. “Christian Identitarians”) that hide behind a veneer of civility. These groups have far greater influence in the Republican Party than ideological extremists on the left have with the Democratic Party.

Have you not been outside recently? In a lot of places it’s a friggin oven.