The amount of anguish my parents endured when they found out I got a vasectomy was very unhinged. Especially considering I have two kids already.

Don’t forget to mention these things take time, sweetie. It’s not like ann episode of West Wing, sweetie. Biden has his own agenda, sweetie.

Googledebunkers will say giants never existed.

My 3-year-old wants to be a mummy. I think my partner and I are going to be a vampire and a Frankenstein and our 1-year-old is going to be a ghost. Can’t beat the classics.

One of my most sincere wishes is to meet Cookie Monster.

As a teacher I can almost guarantee this was the final straw in a long line of Ohio behavior.

It’s actually because he threatened to tell the media Obama’s last name.

No class consciousness without COVID consciousness

Imagine you are a spherical cow eating breakfast on an infinite frictionless plane, ignore air resistance.

Maybe if the ring traps us here on earth with no hope of escape then we’ll treat the earth better. Right? ………. Right?

But was he the true cousin of Sir Jesus Christ?

Whoa whoa whoa… I never said to get permission to build them

I’d prefer ad hoc solutions that don’t involve putting people’s bodies at risk. If we’re willing to carry bricks then I think we should be willing to built bollards.

Why do traffic-calming infrastructure when you can just give pedestrians bricks? I’m sure this will make incensed motorists act more reasonably.

It required him to masturbate, which he also shouldn’t be allowed to do.

That’s a good point.

I can see how comments like MaxOS’s and mine can be interpreted that way. Despite the fact that Taylor Swift’s fanbase contains both adults and children, it’s not fair to paint her fans, particularly her fans who are women, as childish. It’s also unfair to kids too. I’m an elementary school teacher. I see kids do and say the most incomprehensible things everyday. But it doesn’t mean adults should make fun of their interests either. (I don’t mean to say that the interests of women and children are the same. Just that both groups don’t deserve belittling based on what music they like.)

I don’t like being compared to a misogynist but thanks for pointing it out.

Ah, I see you haven’t had the misfortune of being in an elementary school in a while.

Huh? You want this cabbage? No no no, it’s 30 seconds past due. It spent several days if not weeks being perfectly edible in a shipping container and will continue to be edible for at least a few more days, but we have to incinerate it.

Can you pick up some Powdered Toastman cereal while you’re out?

I’m more forgiving of TDKR because of the League of Shadow’s previously stated goals. Funny how we’ll never get a movie where a bourgeois revolution is orchestrated by the bad guys.

But yeah the Flag Breakers in the Falcon show are given the classic liberal treatment of “their ideas are good, but their methods are wrong, and it’d never work anyway!”