At least tell me I got hit with “silence brand” so I can post a new meme 😭

Shhh I’m pretending it’s not there so people gib updoots

I’ve had this for a long time, nah someone drew it/did it digitally

A good place reference? In 2024?

You don’t want a FREE TOASTER with new account???

"Here we stand, on the precipice of the unknown. As we all prepare to cross the Rubicon from school responsibilities to taxes and jobs, one thing holds true. We must be the best. Thousands of ancestors put us here to make the world better for the next generation, every time. And while some may have forgotten that, it comes down to each of us to take the wheel at some point and make the same hard decisions, even when they dress up as different problems. For this next graduating class, make the most. Shape it to be the Better Place you want to see.

It’s just an added identifier. One extra point to match to you if it were to show up somewhere. This is a big reason to not get face/hand tattoos - they’re difficult to hide out in public.

Fair enough, I also host dnd with some friends if you want to listen in, or if not don’t feel pressured.

But for all of us after high school, any new hobby will mean meeting established friend groups and will always be difficult, I understand the pain. I have faith in you finding new friends.

Not looking for Netflix and chill but you wanna play Helldivers? We’ve got a bunch of people together that seem to play semi-regularly rn and if you wanted to make friends hanging out is the first step

Agreed. If a game like zelda totk can run on the switch there’s plenty of life left and we don’t need a switch 2.

Won’t someone think of the poor billionaires!

Wake up on first alarm, can’t relate. My gf however, needs 85 alarms because she doesn’t Snooze, she just Dismisses.

Just can’t win with some people. And that’s ok, life isn’t about impressing everyone - anyone who tries gets exhausted real fast.

I know this one! It was mentioned specifically as Port Arthur, a contention of the russo-japanese war, at the turn of the 1900s. Specifically would call your attention to the part where they lost their main fleet, and called upon the Baltic Fleet (yes hoho THAT baltic) that made a trip around Africa in what became known as the Voyage of the Damned for all of the absolute chicanery and Lethal stupidity that took place on that nearly 9 month trip that culminated in catastrophic losses for the russians, and is one of the major pressures on Tzar Nicholas II to get involved in ww1.

Anyway that’s one of the parts of the story as of how we’re all in this fucking mess.

Jesus in the passenger seat “Recalculating”

Jesus it’s been 5 miles we’re gonna miss our turn it’s here somewhere. “LOL recalculating”

They were here first, we are just the June Exiles.

Let’s say, for the sake of the argument, that I didn’t finish my veggies, but I wanted a second helping of ham.

“Winning requires hard work. I believe that most of us, being ambitious individuals, find fulfillment in the joy of seeing our efforts materialize into tangible results”

Right, you assmunch. Our work never materializes into shit. It barely manifests into a “rent payment” and “phone payment” and “auto insurance” every month. Notice how it doesn’t materialise into “savings” or “future house payment” Asking why people don’t have money is a poor look when you’re the fuck what paying them.

I wasn’t sure if this joke was masterful writing, or bottom of the barrel.