Sure thing Seymour.

But still so hilarious

“Hell is other people” - Jean-Paul Sartre

An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!

So normies are the original enshittifiers, then corporations come in. I knew it, I should have stayed a shut-in.

Howard the Duck reference = 👍

This meme brought to you by the meatgan gang. #FruitLivesMatter

🎵 Two in the pink and one in the stink 🎵

Forgot she ded already 💀

What about her? She’s cheesy, just put her on a grill!

Margaret Thatcher?

Thanks, I only had to add !important and it changed the background.

You forgot the key weakness of read mode: its dark mode is not real black (#000000), but dark grey. The difference is staggering with OLED screens.

Unlimited pawer

Life cockroach?

Does that also mean they go aflat the earth?

No, you’re a prison

You are your own prison

Hear me out… Eyeballs extenders!

Clock in, look busy, clock out. Repeat until retirement.

Maybe we are the idiots for not doing the bare minimum?

if you know what you’re doing

There’s your problem. The average Lemmy use is far more capable with computers than the average meatbag-in-a-suit and, most importantly, knows how to find info on the Internet when he doesn’t know.