“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

I don’t think I remember that episode of Archer

The corpse of Harry Potter that’s slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as “Wilson”

I wanna add to that Who Am I

It’s a movie made by the same people

If you liked the mystery of Dark and are looking for something to scratch that itch you’ll love it.

Heidi and Maya the Bee when I was about 4

I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain

Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit

Yes, after the took off their lifebelts and tied them under the door for adden buoyancy.

I think two people, already stressed to their teeth, now also suffering from hypothermia can be forgiven for not having the same presence of mind in that situation

Iirc, cochlear implants don’t actually produce sounds, but an electro static (?) feedback. So the aliens aren’t actually vulnerable to sounds but to that.

The movie probably could have explained that better

People are STILL bringing up the “there’s enough room” arguments?

The movie LITERALLY shows you why it doesn’t work. At first they both try to climb on it, but they’re too heavy and the stupid thing capsizes. Only then is Jack like “You go take it, Imma good”

Also, Mythbusters tried it and got the same results. 2 people to heavy, 1 ok.

Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?

Pirates do what Nintendon’t

Maybe she concisers Neil and his boys to not be people

“The moon landings were real, we just send hyper realistic animatronics” would certainly be a fresh take

Fake astronaut training, followed by fake flight to the moon.

SPace Cadets

YouTube playlist

Humans have a history of eradicating species without even trying. If we put our mind to it we’d have the oceans scraped clean by next week.

Free Willy, with every purchase of $20 or more

He only has two Wikipedia articles, in French and German. The title of the French one is Louis Coulon (Unionist) while the Germans one us Louis Coulon (Beard haver)