Just your average urban druid interested in technology and quantum field theory.

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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Was at the San Francisco Public Library with da hubs, checking out DVDs/CDs, and on our way out saw a flyer for IIRC “Celluloid San Francisco” a presentation by the author of a new book about movies made here.

    We figured “Why Not?” Walked in and was entertained for about an hour by a very personable speaker and tons of SF film facts!

    Then they unexpectedly ushered the lot of us across the hall to a catered buffet lunch, meet and greet, and book signing (none of which was mentioned on the flyer).

    We also went in slightly less higher than god…

    So we proceeded to stuff our faces from a delicious buffet, chat up the author and thank him for an amazing presentation, and then left around 2:30 not having paid a penny for anything.











  • “The Skin of Our Teeth” YouTube is a stage play by Thornton Wilder. It highlights humanity’s long and storied history of careening from one disaster to the next. Each time, surviving by…the titular title!

    We’ll wait until the last minute, then we’ll literally redefine Heaven and Earth, as we move them, to save ourselves.

    We always have, we always will.

    So you can wait for that to happen, or you can start right now by getting involved in politics. Be the voice you want to hear, encourage people to vote for candidates that will support legislation to do something about it.

    That’s literally the very old saying, “You can be part of the problem, or you can be part of the solution.”







  • NSFW INCOMING…

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    I once saw a boner!

    Was delivering pizza and after knocking on the door, and no one answered, I took a few steps back and looked around to see if anyone was at home. I saw two people on the couch in the living room, naked, face to face.

    Well fuck! They’re home, but busy, and if I leave we lose a sale. So I knock again, a but louder.

    Door opens a he’s standing there in the buck with a wet, raging, erection. I can smell the sex on him. “Yeah!?” he says…

    Now I’m there, in uniform, holding a pizza delivery bag, and my running car is behind me with a big ol’ corporate pizza logo lit up.

    “You ordered a pizza?”

    “Oh yeah, right!” He hold out his hands.

    “That’ll be $18…” He looks confused. “You have to pay for the food sir…”

    Light bulb goes off. Weed smoke starts wafting out the door.

    He looks down, laughs to himself and just turns around and walks away. Leaving the door open. I hope he’s going to find his wallet, so I stay there.

    A few minutes later he returns to the open door, smelling strongly of weed and pussy, his dick now dripping wet. He hands me a $20, and waits for his change.