Started a new job, when I arrived on the first day they didn’t know where to put me and didn’t know what I was going to do. So they sat me in the boss’s office and told me to read a book. After a few hours, the boss showed up and immediately started on “imagine starting a new job and not wearing a plain shirt!” (My business shirt was white with widely spaced faint grey stripes). Sacked immediately. They still paid me for two weeks though.

Incurable cancer, chemo brain means I can’t concentrate and often have trouble thinking straight. Involuntarily “retired” on medical insurance. Not working wasn’t what I expected it to be.

56/M/Australia

Your dad went grey at 9!?

Quantum Leap. The original series with Scott Bakula was much better.

“Be excellent to each other”.

Friends, family, and lovers dying before you.

I stopped to look around and never left.

Being completely unaware of anyone else:

• Standing in doorways, using your phone or having a conversation
• Talking loudly when inappropriate, when I’m in pain at the doctors, I don’t want to hear about your roses
• leaving your shopping trolley blocking the aisle sideways in the supermarket while looking for your stuff
• driving down the middle of the road so everyone else has to pull over, when there’s plenty of room for two cars to pass
• stopping in the middle of the road without indicating, while: looking for your destination, or having a conversation, or deciding what day it is
• riding your delivery bike down the footpath at high speed weaving between pedestrians

As Jean-Paul Sartre said, “Hell is other people”.

The New Zealand War is the biggest political scandal of our history in history with a new generation that will never forget it because it is the only one in the history books.

• Excellent
• Bogus

We saw Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure when it first came out, not knowing anything about it, and it’s become a staple for us ever since.

• Inconceivable
• As you wish
• Life is Pain
• He’s only mostly dead

So many more great lines from The Princess Bride. The movie was introduced to me by some friends, and (it got complicated). I always remember the first time I saw it sitting in the living room smoking weed.

The bible. Inconsistent, unethical, and immoral.

I’m working on a Manny Calavera mask.

Short History Of

1. Men are incompetent and stupid
2. Same ad over and over for stuff I don’t want or need
3. The offensive ads that assume I’m a boomer with too much money:

• I can’t afford to buy a single house, why would I want landlord’s insurance on my holiday house?
• I’m barely keeping my head above water, why do you think I want to refinance my house?

Telling me what I can save without telling me what it costs

ad: “Save $3000 this month on European cruises!”

me: How can they make money selling cruises for $15 each?

ad: “Popular soft drink $1.90 off per litre this week!”

me: That’s the normal price!

Due to poor life choices, I’ve had six.

I had a really good dentist and none of them were a big deal in terms of pain or discomfort. Just boring sitting there for long periods waiting for it to be done. I closed my eyes and meditated into a half doze. Good luck!

Define “better”. Surely it’s a matter of personal opinion?

You Are a Tourist - Death Cab for Cutie

remote work involves a previously unthinkable change in the way productive activity is structured and organised. If workers can do without the physical presence of managers, perhaps they don’t need managers at all

There it is. They want workers back in the office so that managers have some way of justifying their existence.