You got time to duck?
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…
you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!
It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.
vacation? that would crazy.
I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?
explain this to a person in 1998
For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.
I used to get sandwich bags of weed from a guy that was a “DJ”. He would weigh out 3.5 grams on a triple beam scale stolen from the science classes at a local high school. Also, I could smoke cigarettes at high school in a special shed.
if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin
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Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!
also, both stripped somehow?
Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.
Get an undersink reverse osmosis and uv filter kit. Some come with a remineralizer so it doesn’t taste flat. Don’t go for a cheap one or it will leak. SoCal isn’t known for its water purity or consistancy.
and that is why my lower back is crab meat
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