Not botanically or culinary, but don’t let that get in the way of how you feel.

I don’t mind calling all of those things fruit. It seems people get really weird about making savoury meals out of fruit. Like I know a tomato is a fruit, I put tomato on pizza, I never once while making pizza have a thought about whether a vegetable or a fruit is going on my pizza. It’s just a tomato, it can swing both ways.

back tail

Yeah but how do you get around it’s front tail?

Read Bible, hate god, love giant ocean dragon and sulfur. Name already taken, add real name letter.

I would think that would benefit them, being native to the area around the equator.

I was exaggerating a little. I tied them to sticks and removed the useless branches/leaves. I watered the first week and nothing since.

Dude, I grow tomatoes in a 4’ x 6’ plot of dirt by the sidewalk in Montreal with zero tending and I have more tomatoes than I know what to do with every year. What are you doing so wrong?

It’s a fruit, you donut.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Barehanded as opposed to what? I just rub the bar of soap all over and Robert’s your mother’s brother.

Yes and he’s done it twice a week every week for a long time.