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Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
And cover any identifiable tattoos.
Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.
Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.
Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing
Eh, we’ve already paid for it several times, so we should probably keep it around.
That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.
That’s because he broke it off in someone’s ass.
Well if you happen to remake Mail Order Monsters, I’ll buy it!
I’m not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we’re going to the fucking casino!
Loaves and fishes bitches!
This makes me deeply uncomfortable.
Shhh, Don’t let them in on the secret.
Mulled wine. You can go as heavy or as light on the spices you like. I’m a fan of mulled mead. Great cold weather drink.
Just caught N / A. In that case, hot apple cider or a big mug of Earl Grey. Can’t go wrong with black tea.
Commence high pitched screeching
Please, for the love of Thor explain Ohio to me. X’er lost AF.
Cold, Jack.