Tom Segura joke that I’ll butcher real quick:

A stranger walks up to me

“Hey know any good restaurants?”

Yeah there’s this really good dim sum place over there

“Oh, I hate the Asian world”

Oh, I didn’t know that about you

I’m boofing them all

Both of these replies are better than what I said haha

This is better than my joke

The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea

Fuck

What a revelation

I love all the input in this thread. I’m currently a Pixel 2 user, so it’s interesting seeing different perspectives

“Hi, yes I’d like to buy a time share for a GPU. I know it’s a great deal, I saw your ad and thought ‘why not?’”

Player requirement is only 2 for soggy biscuit

Some of the vitamins you think are naturally from all meat sources are supplemented vitamins (just like taking a pill) into the feed of those animals

Google search: https://youaligned.com/wellness/vegetables-pack-protein-meat/

My god, I feel like this was like near the inception of meme culture. Good times (and also bad times).

His name is Lemmy, lead singer from the rock band Motorhead