(Tries door knob…door opens) …

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher…wait…that’s sands… Nevermind…

Go Team Venture!

That thing where you close your eyes, forget everything, and open them to end up (min/hrs) in the future!

Mallrat to “Astrologers”:

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a (goat)… it’s a Sailboat.

Deke from Agents of SHIELD.

Thank you HAMSTER!

But our princess is in

another castle!

• Ham-stool

Does the cover have a painted Fabio?

No Fabio, no read!

I’ve met more people that hate Carrots, then raisins. Not sure why. A carrot cinnamon roll… Would be weird…?

“Okay, how much for the (Nose)?” … “Ooh…I’ll get that (Nose)”

-Rocket Racoon(?)

Shang-chi chooses Lemmy, confirmed.

You’re already working, as the cats’ bed for the day.

“Look at this. You beat cancer and you went back to work at the carpet store? Boo…”

“How You Doin’?” - Dr. Drake Ramoray