AveragePigeon

Scotch tape also works for this.

pauses before biting into a Hawaiian pizza

Eh, I’ve been called worse.

continues heretic activities

This might be on the more extreme end of pain than what you have, but since you mentioned trying to correct your posture, I thought I should share what helped me.

I have degenerative disc disease in my entire spine and was having a sudden bout of horrendous sciatic pain that nothing else would touch. I sit for 8 hours a day in a desk job, and it was pure agony, even with a gel seat cushion and lumbar roll.

What finally worked for me was getting a posture correcting seat. This one in particular, but similar ones would probably work, too. Not to sound like a shill, but I started using that as soon as I got in the car after buying it and the pain was instantly gone by like 90%. I’ve been using it regularly for a few months now as much as I can and rarely have any back pain anymore. Might be something to consider!

Thank you for your service. o7

I guess my main concern would be, are these owners or part-time residents voting elsewhere also? Would give new meaning to “vote early, vote often” if so.

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