Oh, c’mon, this is like… the 5th different moniker for the same damned thing in a year, what’s the fixation with this phenomenon? Things’re pretty clear, everyone’s figured out the game and we’re now playing it accordingly!

It’s been discovered recently that leeches can jump, so it’s not as inaccurate now.

“Quick, fresh bubble, flood the market!”

We really need to get our shit together and pull a Revolution again… Our political system is in need of a good slappin’…

Heeey! It’s not, like… JUST that, okay?! No, I’m not in denial, shut up!

Oh, just oscillate between the two states on a minute-by-minute basis, the whiplash’ll make you want to sleep for a year straight. Problem solved! (/s, of course)

Turbo-family time! Quick, time for a general meeting to present slideshows of the Big Boss’ last vacation, gotta make’em feel included!

W… we can keep the weed, tho’, right? …Right?