TEN OUT OF TEN. ARROOOOOO!

It’s available on Firefox Nightly.

Yes, but the point is that you shouldn’t have to.

I have gigabit internet. It doesn’t suck for anything except Teams.

I never had any issues with Zoom or Slack. They do what they’re supposed to do. Jira is fine too, but I’m not a PM, so I don’t have to deal with anything other than the Kanban board.

Edit: I guess it’s relevant that I’m on a MacBook Pro, and not a Windows machine.

Teams is the worst product Microsoft has released since IE.

Maybe you just don’t have a reasonable comparison. We just switched from Slack and Zoom to Teams and it has significantly impacted our ability to collaborate and communicate. It’s constantly dropping calls, video quality is awful, annotation is awful, the layout is wasteful with tons of wasted space, audio is terrible, there’s no closed captioning visible while screen sharing, there are too many problems to list. It’s the type of product I’d expect from a high school programming class, not a trillion dollar company.

Jira is a masterpiece compared to the dumpster fire that is Teams.

The iPhone 16 just released. The 18 won’t be available for years. Did you mean iOS 18?

NEVAR!

Yeah, I’m ashamed to admit that we found our dog chewing on a scraper razor blade once, to our horror. No idea how he got it, and we’re even more baffled by the fact that he wasn’t injured. We’re pretty much on 24/7 suicide watch over here.

My dog swallows things whole, including rocks.

NextDNS

Our cat brought a live bat into the house once and then just let it go. The dogs were all over it, but thankfully didn’t kill or injure it. I let it crawl along the wall to the front door, then it climbed up the screen door. I opened the screen and closed the front door. We checked back a half hour later and it was gone, so I guess it was okay, and flew away. That was a crazy experience.

JavaScript is used on virtually every website on the planet today though. BASIC hasn’t been used for anything in like 40 years.

Why would an internship train you on an antiquated language that hasn’t been used in decades?

GOTO line 987,897,544,910

It’s not a joke. I had similar dreams when I was learning object oriented programming. When you really understand OOP, you see just how accurately it represents the structure of things. It’s pretty brilliant.

AAAARRROOOOOOO!

Can we keep politics out of cute cat communities please?