AlsaceClamato [any]

not anymore

mainstream execs always stealing the best tricks from porn. for real tho, u don’t wanna miss what’s going on while ur making ur alfredo

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casually around three… then fully after getting hit in the head w a baseball bat at 6

forget what kind of country we are.

rule #1 of the based order

let her cook…

that kid out recording in landscape mode at this time of night? that cinematography is WAY too advanced for them, Chief… if you ask me, they was about to start some shit, and I’d appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it

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yeap, that didn’t take long at all

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-tank-fires-3-south-lebanese-towns-lebanese-security-sources-media-say-2024-11-28/

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maybe I’m missing it, but no-one seems to be mentioning last year’s Thanksgiving ceasefire in their analysis of this one. it feels a lot like the same game plan to placate the foreign masses at the onset of the holidays. I’d bet good odds on bombs dropping again before x-mas under the pretense that Hezbollah has failed to uphold some pedantically ridiculous/impossible interpretation of terms

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writing in Mario was good for the laugh (gotta stop the steal), but still proud to vote toadette/mushroom party even if just for exposure 🍄👑🎉

this man has never had a job outside of politics… his entire life. it’s way past time to honor his name and chuck Schumer.