Wealth crimes

I didnt ask and I dont care.

You’re right. Hey lemmy, lets all accommodate this one guys specific likes and dislikes so he doesn’t get his lil feels hurt!

A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.

How the hell is “average price” useful?

Thats like buying potatoes and pork chops and saying the average price is $8.75. Technically true but practically useless.

I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.

Be careful she doesn’t OD on anti-ageing serums and turn into a baby. It would be seriously annoying being married to a baby.

They like that caveussy

Lizard people are a dumb conspiracy!

licks eyes angrily

I just name my variables a, b, c etc. If I have more than 26 variables in any given function, I name them aa, ab, ac, etc.

What actually is devops?

What was kiwi?

I grok

ha! You’ve got to do it now! Im free!

In one of my uni courses, I found a free copy of the required textbook and posted a link to it on the forum in the LMS saying “Hey prof, is this the correct textbook?” By the time the prof responded and politely took my message down a week later, everyone had helped themselves to a copy.

Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.

Mad Max is a slice-of-life documentary

Its just shit.

Delete the save and start again

Zippers at half mast