AZERTY

I saw a little kid dig in his ass and then eat a fry and I definitely made this face.

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A wild beaver like a few miles from my house, and not a nutria, a real life flat-tailed beaver toothed fucking beaver. I was going to an artificial dam I use as a fishing spot and there he was. It was way bigger than I thought but I didn’t want to disturb it so I turned around and went home.

In captivity? An Okapi? A rhino? Idk man I’ve been to many zoos and exotic zoos where you drive through and idk about the rarest.

Is this real? How did I live through 9/11 but have never heard of this lmao

I’ve had a couple sites break but idk if that’s because of Firefox or because of my privacy add ons.

Summit reminds me of sync, but without the ads.

That thumbnail of their group photo is like a 90s grunge CD cover.

Id probably use AP (Associated Press) since they seem to provide the least biased and most fact based reporting. However looking at their front page right now I see minimal content involving celebrities so it might not be your cup of tea.

Are tamagotchis still a thing?

They got rereleased and cost like $20 or something at my local Asian store.

Id argue Wolong: Fallen Dynasty was the first but I agree with you on all other points.

Oh no I just hit a mango vape before I read this and now I feel lame.

If I am ordering and picking up at a counter fuck tipping. If I’m actually being waited on then I’ll always tip if the service wasn’t dogshit.

I miss Obama.

I forgot about cake days. My first account was lost to a server that went down but I’m almost there on this account!

IHOP= International House of Pancakes

I have a low level manager who actually thinks this way.

Context?

Lethal Company has a mod that enables more people in a lobby and Project Zomboid is a blast if you can get past the graphics.

That’s a Chihuahua for sure.

I sing to my dog when I get his food ready. I’m almost certain he thinks I’m a weirdo appreciates it