Stomp: “I’ll have a rum . . . . And coke.”

Bartender: “why the pause?”

Stomp: “Dunno, I’ve always had them.”

I have revived multiple computers and my mom’s windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

Diesel too?

My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.