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3 months agoI have revived multiple computers and my mom’s windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.
I have revived multiple computers and my mom’s windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.
Diesel too?
My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.
Stomp: “I’ll have a rum . . . . And coke.”
Bartender: “why the pause?”
Stomp: “Dunno, I’ve always had them.”