We hung out one time in a Wendy’s Parking Lot.
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did you smoke a doink, if so were his rips fatty
He could blow Gandalf style boats and stuff out of smoke, or so he told me. He said if he did thst he couldn’t hold it in and get high. He held hits in for longer than if it were crack. I’m talking sometimes 8 minutes or more. He’d keep talking through it and once he exhaled there would be more smoke coming out of him than could have went in.
sick
Like, enough that you couldn’t see his upper body until it cleared.
What came out of him smelled danker than what we were smoking as well. I’m sure taking a rip off his cloud would be too much for any untrained civilian.
Which kind of Frosty did he order?
Neither of us were customers. We were just in the parking lot.
Based. He would never support the imperial treat industry.
Have you ever met Kim Jong Un before?
No. But I’d seen him on TV.
Was the TV inside the Wendy’s?
No, I don’t live at Wendy’s.
Look, I’ve been in a Wendy’s parking lot and everyone’s dancing around the important question, so I’ll just get it out to ease the tension: what that hog do?
What kind of Marlboros does he smoke?
Couldn’t tell the brand cause he had one of those cool metal cigarette cases, but brown filter.
Edit: he also bummed one of mine saying he’d never tried Canadian cigarettes. He put it in his pockets and didn’t offer me one of his, I was too nervous to ask.
His thoughts on Dennis Rodman?
He spoke at length about how he was going to star in their locally produced version of space jam but was unwilling to play Bug Bunny. It was an understandable but insurmountable creative difference
Did you really though
Of course
Yeah, and I met Xi behind a 7/11. So what?
Did you ask him about necromancy?
He did most of the talking. He has just seen Fern Gulley for the first time they have it there but he hadn’t checked it out yet. He said it ‘Had him feeling like Robin Williams before he turned into a bat!’. He was aso occasionally taking pills from a container so safety sealed he needed 2 aides with 2 different unique tools to open it each time he was jonesing.
He seems nice, but I’m more interested in hearing about Kim Jong Deux
That’s swell, hope you meet him and can do your own ama
