• calabast@lemm.ee
    38·
    3 months ago

    Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.

    • Patches@sh.itjust.works
      29·
      3 months ago

      That’s when middle management gets involved.

      Problem: There are 18 sources of truth for this information

      Solution: There are now 19 sources of truth for this information

      • InputZero@lemmy.ml
        9·
        3 months ago

        That’s when district management gets involved.

        Problem: There are 19 sources of truth for this information

        Solution: There are now 20 sources of truth for this information

        • Patches@sh.itjust.works
          7·
          3 months ago

          Corporate gets involved

          There are now 18 (10 Old and 8 new but conflicting) sources of truth

          We reduced departmental inefficiency by 50% (20 to 10). Round of applause