LinearArray@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 个月前My wife was unimpressed by Vimprogramming.devimagemessage-square186fedilinkarrow-up1964arrow-down119
arrow-up1945arrow-down1imageMy wife was unimpressed by Vimprogramming.devLinearArray@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 个月前message-square186fedilink
minus-squareMidnitte@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·6 个月前He tried, but he doesn’t know how to exit.
minus-squaremodel_tar_gz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 个月前Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!
minus-squareAndromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 个月前Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you’ll be fine
minus-squaremodel_tar_gz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·6 个月前Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.
minus-squareAndromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·6 个月前But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down10·edit-26 个月前To divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS! Redditors don’t do that.
minus-squareSapientLasagna@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 个月前$ touch grass $ Now what? Redditors something something I think you might be lost.
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 个月前 I think you might be lost. Isn’t the original post a reddit screenshot?
Divorce.
He tried, but he doesn’t know how to exit.
Vidorce.
:q!
Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!
Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you’ll be fine
Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.
But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!
Vimorce
:n!
To divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS!
Redditors don’t do that.
$ touch grass $
Now what?
I think you might be lost.
Isn’t the original post a reddit screenshot?