Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoNever seen a Camel walk through the eye of a Needle.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down110
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minus-squarestinerman [Ohio]@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·9 months agoYou can defeat Jesus on technicalities. This is why it’s always important to have a lawyer write your holy books.
minus-squaredrolex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoTo be a perfect Christian, you have to become Jewish then? Mashallah! (Just to be sure)
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoWhat’s really funny is that Judaism is basically rules lawyering as a religion.
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoWith a sprinkling of The Irishman for the ‘Shabbos Guy’
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 months ago You can defeat Jesus on technicalities Sure can. It’s like half of the entire practice of Judaism. No lt about Jesus but it is all about cheating God’s rule. https://www.npr.org/2019/05/13/721551785/a-fishing-line-encircles-manhattan-protecting-sanctity-of-sabbath https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbos_goy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_mode
You can defeat Jesus on technicalities. This is why it’s always important to have a lawyer write your holy books.
To be a perfect Christian, you have to become Jewish then? Mashallah! (Just to be sure)
What’s really funny is that Judaism is basically rules lawyering as a religion.
With a sprinkling of The Irishman for the ‘Shabbos Guy’
Sure can. It’s like half of the entire practice of Judaism. No lt about Jesus but it is all about cheating God’s rule.
https://www.npr.org/2019/05/13/721551785/a-fishing-line-encircles-manhattan-protecting-sanctity-of-sabbath
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv
https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbos_goy
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_mode