1. The ability to control how much fat my body stores regardless of what I eat.
2. That I never get any disease
3. $100,000,000, with all taxes already paid, deposited into my bank account

remove u/spez as reddit CEO and replace him with Richard Stallman

I would wish for a large, stable passive income source, for my health to be brought up to a good level (I have a lot of chronic health conditions), and for every military weapon on Earth to suddenly cease functioning permanently (including military weapons sold for civilian use, like AR15s)