• lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 month ago

      I just found out about Kelly and I’m pretty happy. But what is

      the main belden rule

      • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        1 month ago

        The “Belden Rules” are various rules for VIPs/government personel/elected leaders as decreed by Brace Belden brace-cowboy on the TrueAnon podcast, and are effectively the golden rules for keeping yourself alive and avoiding a coup:

        • Never go to a second location
        • Always get the interior ministry post
        • Never get in a helicopter
        • If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you
        • If someone tells your they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later
        • Never give up your nukes
        • Never release opposition political prisoners
        • Never let the opposition delay elections
        • If someone starts to get into German runes drop them
        • Never trust a South American with a German name
        • Never move anywhere for a religion (subsect of rule 1?)
        • Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy
        • If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime their fbi (sometimes cia or military intelligence)
        • Never become a fbi informant
        • If you do become a fbi informant record everything
        • Never relinquish your arms
        • Always get it in writing
        • If you keep gambling you’ll eventually win
        • Never talk to cops without a lawyer

        (TrueAnon is both a comedic and often very serious podcast in terms of subject matter, given that it started following Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest and analysed the interaction between Epstein, Maxwell, the upper echelons of capital and the state apparatus)