Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM to Main@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agoFolks did you hear about the plan to ban the use of Roman Numerals in American high schools?message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareFolks did you hear about the plan to ban the use of Roman Numerals in American high schools?Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM to Main@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 months agoWhat happens when a lumberjack doesn’t get his way? He throws a timber tantrum
minus-squareculpritus [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoWhy did the lithe guy get fired from the timber job? He couldn’t lumber.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoWhat do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.
What happens when a lumberjack doesn’t get his way?
He throws a timber tantrum
Why did the lithe guy get fired from the timber job?
He couldn’t lumber.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast.