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minus-squareomalaul@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up39·11 months agoHard requirement is 8 years of software engineering and the daily tasks include maintaining 47 different Excel sheets because the CPO likes the format.
minus-squareKolgeirr@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·11 months ago8 years of experience programming in a language that didn’t exist until two years ago.
minus-squaresuch_fifty_bucks@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoEasy just work 160 hours a week. That leaves time for a nice 8 hour night of sleep, just like the doctor recommends.
Hard requirement is 8 years of software engineering and the daily tasks include maintaining 47 different Excel sheets because the CPO likes the format.
8 years of experience programming in a language that didn’t exist until two years ago.
Easy just work 160 hours a week. That leaves time for a nice 8 hour night of sleep, just like the doctor recommends.