Home Improvement & Lego Star Wars (the new one). I would watch a Lego version of Home Improvement. You get to watch Tim burst into pieces and get hilarious injuries constantly while being fine literally seconds later! Neighbor Wilson could always have that popsicle stick fence prop he used for cast bows! I think it would be hilarious!

(For the record, I do not habitate with any children, and I am in my 30s.)