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minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoLoki, after rolling 1 for persuasion: “Well, you see, actually, my neck is not part of my head… so you can’t behead me… without cutting my neck…” The DM, absolutely fed up: “Roll 1d1 to sew your fucking mouth shut.”
Loki, after rolling 1 for persuasion: “Well, you see, actually, my neck is not part of my head… so you can’t behead me… without cutting my neck…”
The DM, absolutely fed up: “Roll
1d1
to sew your fucking mouth shut.”