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coja@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Shakespeare quotes

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Shakespeare quotes

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coja@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • animist@lemmy.one
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    Was this from when he was writing otHello World

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    Secure connection cannot thou obtain

    for SSL hath failed and err’ gain’d.

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      Foul fortune seem’d in this most horrid luck

      When certs do fail, oh fie! your install’s fuck’d

  • Magrid@lemm.ee
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    what a wise man

  • lemming741@lemmy.world
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    @[email protected] write a sonnet about ssl certificates

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      Secure your data, 'cross digital plains, SSL Certificates, binding truth in chains. Guard our whispers shared in vast array, Through sunlit days and stormy weather, they stay.

      Private keys sign languages unseen, With cryptic code, true identity glean. In data’s flow, a beacon of trust, Shields against the cyber gust.

      Ciphered links, unbroken chain of thought, In digital realms, safety is bought. To trust in sites, oh users yearn, Secure Sockets Layer, a lesson learned.

      To intercept or change, a daunting quest, With SSL Certificates, our data’s at rest.

  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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    Timeless.

  • Fat Tony@lemmy.world
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    If Shakespeare did say that back then, it would actually sound very poetic. (at least if you omid SSL)

  • GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz
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    Egads! An error SSL occurred. Secure connect to server be not here.

  • cyd@lemmy.world
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    Perfect iambic pentameter.

    • gordon@lemmy.world
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      Nearly. I’m counting 19, but that’s close enough IMO.

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    An ssl 'rr’r hast did occur and a secureth connection to the s’rv’r cannot beest madeth

  • Xeelee@kbin.social
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    My favoured sonnet.

  • dreadedsemi@lemmy.world
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    To bug or not to bug, that’s the question.

  • Thierry1000@lemmy.graz.social
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    Shakespeare quotes https://jardindescitations.com/auteurs/@williamShakespeare

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    Meme doesn’t need the bottom half

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