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hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 年前

Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

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Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

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hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 年前
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    “Fix”

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      With 400 lines changed over 50 files

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        “updates”

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          “feat: stuff”

          Guilty of this one myself.

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        I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue.

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      ‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.

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        git commit -m $(date)

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          Make a cron job for git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -f

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      “Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”

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        My butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry

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      ‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’

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