sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前soak and jump humpfeddit.deimagemessage-square153linkfedilinkarrow-up1823arrow-down123
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minus-squareastanix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up120·2 年前Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage. They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.
minus-squaresexy_peach@feddit.deOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70arrow-down1·2 年前 They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement. But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?
minus-squarehalf_built_pyramids@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·2 年前I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 年前Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/j8ZF_R_j0OY Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
minus-squareEvilHankVenture@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前I was hoping someone would post that
minus-squareastanix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·2 年前I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…
minus-squarelowleveldata@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 年前Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine
minus-square_danny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·edit-22 年前 Are they fucking morons Close, they are mormons fucking
minus-squareGabu@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.
minus-square_danny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 年前 the difference is so small you can barely tell Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 年前Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?
minus-squareeskimofry@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite. Edit: sorry wrong community.
minus-squaredecisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other
minus-squareqaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-22 年前The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.
minus-squareDuranie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed. Next step - the poop-hole loophole!
Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.
They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.
But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?
No, it was just a dumb hoax.
I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them
The ol’ poophole loophole.
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I was hoping someone would post that
I knew before I even opened the link
What did they think sodomy meant?
Being gay.
The old poohole loophole
A dick suck ain’t cheatin’
I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…
No.
Mormon God: Damn, they got me.
Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine
Close, they are mormons fucking
To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.
Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.
That’s what she said?
No, they’re mormons.
Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?
No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.
Edit: sorry wrong community.
It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other
Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?
…they would still be moving around
The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.
Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.
Next step - the poop-hole loophole!