Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前Thankful for our lack of train brake regulations and poor working conditions for rail workers on this blessed day 🦃 🙏 ❤️hexbear.netimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1106arrow-down1imageThankful for our lack of train brake regulations and poor working conditions for rail workers on this blessed day 🦃 🙏 ❤️hexbear.netAssian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前message-square44fedilinkfile-text
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kentucky-train-derailment-chemical-spill-evacuations-rockcastle-county-livingston/ Bonus: b-b-but what about our treats? I want an emote of the bumbling male protagonist from the Kelly cartoons
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 年前 We have turkeys in the oven, we can’t leave Lmao what do you mean you can’t leave?!? You want to die for turkey like a dumbass?!?
minus-squareNeelixBiederman [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 年前I think it’s more along the lines of “the government doesn’t do jack shit for us. It doesn’t protect us from train derailments, but it does show up right before Thanksgiving to cancel our family meal and tell us to gtfo”
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 年前Fair point lol
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 年前Americans will proudly die for their treats! 🇺🇸
minus-squareOrannis62 [ze/hir]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前Even aside from the rest, my immediate reaction to that was that it was more like “the ovens are on, our house is gonna burn down”
minus-squareFreshProduceAndShit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前Tbh I would probably say some shit like this. Train is already derailed. Y’all wanna stay for dinner?
Lmao what do you mean you can’t leave?!? You want to die for turkey like a dumbass?!?
I think it’s more along the lines of “the government doesn’t do jack shit for us. It doesn’t protect us from train derailments, but it does show up right before Thanksgiving to cancel our family meal and tell us to gtfo”
Fair point lol
Americans will proudly die for their treats! 🇺🇸
Even aside from the rest, my immediate reaction to that was that it was more like “the ovens are on, our house is gonna burn down”
Tbh I would probably say some shit like this. Train is already derailed. Y’all wanna stay for dinner?