Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square285fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square285fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareutopia_dig@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 year agoThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoYou have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
minus-squareCrabhands@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoEach day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOr just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
minus-squareGazumbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoBut when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede