I just need a break from all this whole life thing, you know? Like the breathing and the eating and the working and paying rent and getting sick and stuff. Just for a little bit, like maybe 3 years could we all just take a nap for a bit and stop with all the everything all the time?
Just spend a few years dead for tax reasons. That’s what the lead singer of Disaster Area did.
I was listening to disaster area the other day. Not by choice, it just turns out that if you’re loud enough sound can propagate through the interstellar medium. Fortunately the damage wasn’t structural.