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Don’t salt your food before you eat it.
all cops are bastards
I’m in London. What is this cop that you speak of?
The feds.
coppas
I’m in New York. What is this rozzer that you speak of?
Nothing is ever so bad it can’t get worse.
Probably not a common saying, but it’s my saying. And it has proven true time and again.
measure twice
cut oncehmm. I prefer to live by “I’ve cut it three times and it’s still too short”
Beats “cut it 3 times and it’s still too short” as my uncle said to me too many times… Along with “you hammer like old people fuck”
Measure three times, cut zero times
taps head
Measure once
Cutoncetwice
Measure again
Cut another timeI am an ardent believer in it, given how many times it has saved our assets at work, often to the point of annoying people. That said, I usually end up being right for insisting on more time and/or data, so it’s all good.
However, my spoonerific brain always gets this twisted to “measure once, cut twice”.
I unknowingly wrote this once in a comment about asking for more metrics during a design review.
My colleague (the author of said design document) replied with the relevant metrics and a comment saying “measure never, cut forever”. :D
measure never, cut forever
Im stealing that xD that’s a good one
Indeed it is. :-)
Also, your comment made me realise that I mistyped asses in my original comment!
Going to leave it there for the sweet sweet irony. :D
Prevention is better than cure
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
This saying doesn’t work in most countries
too much prevention and maybe the cure is better.
Every rule has an exception. It doesn’t magically make the rule wrong or dumb.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
If it aint broke, don’t fix it
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I’m not fixing it, I’m upgrading it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it.
If it doesn’t work, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Accidentally Capitalism towards workers?
Upvoted because it is true by design.
Crap in crap out
haste does, indeed, make waste.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.
“A stitch in time saves nine”
All those things about your mom are true.
It is what it is.
The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
Birds of a feather flock together
Depends on the species. Some birds (usually birds of prey) are extremely territorial especially to members of their own species which are obviously their biggest competitors.
Imagine a bunch of random and different birds in one flock…
The chaos lol
badass burd gang found family.
how come DreamWorks hasn’t made that movie already
“Birds if a feather” coming soon
