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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 个月前

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 个月前
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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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    Spinnaker? MongoDB? EnterpriseDB?

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      If Oracle works for the application and you want to save money, you’ll stick to SQL. Probably Postgres, MySQL, or MariaDB.

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        All of those are open source, so nothing to sell really (well, except MySQL, which is Oracle).

        EnterpriseDB is the closest you can get to “selling” Postgres.

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          I’m sure EDB isn’t the only one in town selling support contracts for open source applications. It is a lucrative business.

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            Not the only one, but the closest one.

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