the juice in the brain has gone off sadness

the humdrum grind of life weighs heavy and not sure how long i can bear it as it is just getting worse

  • TTH4P@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    "A drunk in a crowded oyster bar stands up and yells “I’ll give $50 to anyone that can swallow this huge oyster!” One guy yells back “I’ll take a shot at it,” goes over and swallows it one gulp. The drunk shrugs as he reaches for his wallet and says, “I don’t know how you did it. I tried 3 times and couldn’t get the damn thing down.”