1. Bulbasaur (but it is so close because all three are good choices)
  2. Totodile (but IMO Chikorita gets too much hate)
  3. Torchic
  4. Fart monkey (Turtwig is nice too. Piplup is cute but turns into a monarchist)
  5. The hog, although Emboar should have been fire/dark.
  6. Chespin because I like pangolins but all the starters are kind of meh here.
  7. All three of these are perfect babies but I had to pick Rowlet because birb. Gen 7 is perfect, fuck you. Gamefreak make Decidueye competitive you cowards.
  8. All three are meh, Sword and Shield is blah.
  9. The zombie crocodile because he comes with a free bird in his final evo. All three are perfect babies though.

Yes I am a giant adult baby please roast me.

  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    11 hours ago
    1. Charmander (not my original choice but, it’s a dragon)
    2. Totodile (Reminds me of my Alma Mater. I want to try Chikorita again as a bulky support type).
    3. Treecko (Cool offensive speed guy and I’m partial to grass types, despite them all being cool)
    4. Turtwig (My first starter. Gen 4 nostalgia, don’t talk about there being no fire types except Chimchar.)
    5. Grass snake- He’s alright.
    6. Ninja Frog- (Very basic take from me)
    7. Rowlet- (Adorable owl)
    8. Fire Rabbit (Adorable and cute)
    9. Weed Cat- (Despite not smoking weed, I still find this meme funny. Plus it’s adorable)

    On a related note, I wish they buffed Azumarill earlier.