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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago

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    Yeah, fixed something like this yesterday.

    Turns out the Oracle database can’t count lines. But that’ not really news.

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      This statement is in violation of the Oracle terms of service and end user agreement.

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        Yes. Yes, it is.

        Good thing I can’t sign my rights away that easily in my country.

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          Yeah, I’m with you, fuck Oracle - and not just for their DB

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      I feel like that’s something a database should be able to do, no?

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        yea it should get line counts right

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