tupalos@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 days agoWhat are some signs your getting older?message-squaremessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down114
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some signs your getting older?tupalos@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 days agomessage-square90fedilink
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoEvery damn time I scratch my knee, the nuts get in the way. It’s horrible.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoPretty simple. My nuts are giant, hang low, and have their own sentience. They’re also easily entertained by interfering with anything they can. Right now, they’re the ones typing this, two letters at a time ahahahahahahahahah! Testicle power!
minus-squaretamal3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days ago“Do you nuts hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?”
Every damn time I scratch my knee, the nuts get in the way. It’s horrible.
I’m… confused.
Pretty simple. My nuts are giant, hang low, and have their own sentience. They’re also easily entertained by interfering with anything they can.
Right now, they’re the ones typing this, two letters at a time ahahahahahahahahah! Testicle power!
“Do you nuts hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?”
Oh dear…