I am very new and very dumb. 
Please give me directions that are /srs
I will most likely not detect sarcasm and struggle without explicit instructions. 
I am on mobile currently. I’m supposed to be asleep. I am not asleep. I’m hyperfixated on new internet place.
I haven’t quite figured out the UI yet but it might just not be optimized for mobile. Is there an app or should I just wait until I get back on my PC?
There’s actually an app I use (on android) called Jerboa, and I feel like it makes the site much easier to use. The only downside is that custom emojis can’t be used unless you remember the codes, but it’s not the worst thing in the world and the UI is so much better. Jerboa’s also developed by the same developers that work on Lemmy.