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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 个月前

Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 个月前
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    7 个月前

    Sucking my best friend’s dick. I’m sorry, but if my friend is having a bad day, giving him a bro-job is not gay.

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      Not judging, but that is definitely gay.

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        7 个月前

        Only if he gets a boner

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          Kinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?

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            7 个月前

            I think they meant the giver.

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        Only if they kiss afterwards.

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          7 个月前

          What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

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            It’s not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.

          • BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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            Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you’re good.

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        Sounds like a happy experience all round.

      • Constant Pain@lemmy.world
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        7 个月前

        Just pretend he’s a woman.

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      I need more friends like you.

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      I’m generally skeptical of comments on the internet, so almost every time I have read comments like this one that you’re reading right now, I’ve been like “yeah right”. Kinda like how “lol” means “laughing out loud” but when you read it online you don’t really expect whoever wrote “lol” to have laughed out loud? Anyway, I was drinking coffee, I read your comment, I snorted in laughter, and now my white shirt is full of coffee.

      I guess I’m also kinda mad at myself for laughing so hard at such a silly joke. Regardless, have an updoot 👍

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      7 个月前

      Did you even say no homo first?

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        7 个月前

        You kind of hum it as you’re sucking, bro says it actually makes the sensation feel better.

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