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minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 hours ago I’ll bet you an Australian dollar (or whatever they use) Emu wounds. You show your scars from being bitten and if the merchant is suitably impressed with your collection, you get wares. In emergency situations, globs of Vegemite can be used in stead.
minus-squareWhorehoarder@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 hours agoWhat about 'roo bruises? You know, because of the boxing? Bap-pow! Left hook to the face, you’ve been roo’d mf
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 hours agoI think those are valid for public transportation
Emu wounds. You show your scars from being bitten and if the merchant is suitably impressed with your collection, you get wares.
In emergency situations, globs of Vegemite can be used in stead.
What about 'roo bruises? You know, because of the boxing? Bap-pow! Left hook to the face, you’ve been roo’d mf
I think those are valid for public transportation