Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM to acab@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoLAPD raid goes from bad to farce after gun allegedly sucked onto MRI machinewww.sfgate.comexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down10
arrow-up188arrow-down1external-linkLAPD raid goes from bad to farce after gun allegedly sucked onto MRI machinewww.sfgate.comNakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM to acab@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·3 months agoYou’d think they would just like…send a guy down there in plainclothes to look around or something before conducting a massive raid.
minus-squareDiuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·3 months agoOr just like… have a squad car drive past it? “Hey uh Chief, I checked out that location that got pinged cuz of their energy bill.” “WE HAVE THE SWAT TEAM READY!!!” “No, Chief, it’s a radiology clinic, they got like, X-Rays and shit.” “WE’RE GONNNA ROLL OUT!” “Chief, I’m pretty sure there isn’t a gro…” “LOCK AND LOAD!!!”
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months ago But then we couldn’t use our cool SWAT gear!! It makes me feel like a big boy!!
You’d think they would just like…send a guy down there in plainclothes to look around or something before conducting a massive raid.
Or just like… have a squad car drive past it?
“Hey uh Chief, I checked out that location that got pinged cuz of their energy bill.”
“WE HAVE THE SWAT TEAM READY!!!”
“No, Chief, it’s a radiology clinic, they got like, X-Rays and shit.”
“WE’RE GONNNA ROLL OUT!”
“Chief, I’m pretty sure there isn’t a gro…”
“LOCK AND LOAD!!!”